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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- michael strahan, dave matthews, musical guest dave matthews band, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 889! >> s ve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪
[ cheers and applae ] >> jimmy: everybody.ry much, welcome! [ cheers and applause ] welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." thank you for being here. thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] guys, today is the first official day of summer. that's right! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ it is officially here. right now everyone'sing, "i'm going to hike, i'm going to go camping, i'm going to hit the beach." while netflix is like, "sure yo are, yeah." [ laughter and applause ] let's get to some news he today. first lady melania trump made a a surprise visit to the u.s./mexico border and this isn't good, she brought her passport and everything she owns. [ light laughter ] actually, i read that melania pressured donald to stop his family separation policy she promised that if he did, she would let him hold her hand for a full three seconds. [ lauger ] so that's -- that's enough. but this is real, during her trip to the border, melania was wearing a pretty interesting
coat with a message written on the back. take a look. this is real. you can't see it there, but thec white housally confirmed it is this coat. it says, "i really don't care. do u?" [ laughter ] nobody really knows what it means or if it means anything at all. wmeanwhile, president tru going through his closet like, "where the hell's my coat? where is it? [ laughter and applause ] where's my favorite coat?" uh get this, the trump administration said that they want to combine the department a of lab the department of education. trump said, "we're merging the departments of labornd education to create the department of lubrication. [ laught ] and it's going to be --" what! get my coat! wear the heck's my coat?" >> steve: "it's for the hole --" [ laughter and applause ] come on! co on! >> jimmy: it's right there! ♪ t out of here! ♪ you know what you did. you know what you did, get lost! ♪
ve: he's going to go to uranus. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: space force! e. steve: space force. >> jimmy: space fo >> steve: yeah, that's where you're going to go. >> jimmy: all right, thank you. [ light laughter ] guys, check this out, i read that during the g7 s trump tossed a starburst to german leader angela merkel and said, "here angela, don't say i never gave you anything."th he realized it was a red one and dove across the table to get it back. [ laughter ] "i love the cherry ones! you can have -- here -- here's a yellow one."ht [ la ] and finally, starbucks just at announced hey're closing 150 stores due to low sales.e meanwhe starbucks inside barnes & noble was like, "shh, i think they forgot about us." [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show tonight, guys. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
[ cheers and applause ] >> steve: oh, there you . >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. oh, man. bowelcome to the show, eve. thank you for being here, thanks for watching. i had a great night last night. i went to the yankee ge -- [ cheers yeah, amazing game. giancarlo stanton has been on the show, he's a giant dude. he's about like 15 feet tall and he's just jacked. [ laughter ] he's awesome. he's a great, great -- player for the yankees. he's areat hitter as well. hits home runs, everything, he's just good. t i was talking to him and he said, "i see youe games sometimes." 'cause i go in, i t with lorn lorne has great seats right behind home plate and you can see the players and it's unbelievable. so i go -- so i said -- he goes -- i say, "well don't look at me if you come to the game, 'cause i don't want to bother you, i want you to stay in your zone. and be like, 'yeah, i'm ready to hit homeruns.'" i don't want to be like, "hey, dude, hey, man!" [ laughter like, "it's good to see you again --" you know, whatever, so i go, itou don't have to look at me,
don't worry abou i'm there to root for you, you do your job, you know?" he's like, "yeah, that's all right." ything.now don't do if you want, you can maybe point a bat at me." you know -- [ light laughter ] >> steve: tough guy things. yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: do something like that. you know, just keep -- stay in the zone, you know? so anyways, i go to the game, i'm there with lorne, my friend ed, and steven spielberg is at the game.>> teve: oh. >> jimmy: with us. and he's never -- i think it's steven's first yankee game, ever.al >> steve: ? >> jimmy: is that right? it was fantastic. he's a genius. steven spielberg, he'she best. so anyways, it was probably hard to not look at me. >> steve: right. se now we're sitting with steven spielberg. [ light laughter ] anyways, i don't want him to look at me. so giancarlo goes up and he's - like -'s got the thing, he takes hit bat and he's like -- and he's like -- he's mad and everything and then looks over ate and goes -- [ lauger and applause ] "de! i just said don't -- don't -- why would you do that face? just stay in the zone, man!" he just seemed so excited, it just -- i don't know. steven was -- i don't know what happened. anyway, he has -- the game goes on, it's a tie game, ninth tw
inningouts, two strikes, he's up to bat. and he smacks a game winning two-run home run to win the game. [ cheers ] >> steve: wow! >> jimmy: awesome. congratulations to giancarlo stanton and the yankees. it was great. h guys, e a fun show tonight. he hosts the "$100,000 pyramid." michael strahan is here tonight. [ chrs and applause ] >> steve: yeah! >> jimmy: "$100,000 pyramid." [ cheers ] it's on this sunday. and someone is on the show this sunday. he's like -- >> questlove: oh, yeah! >> jimmy: he's a contestant. questlove! >> questlove: yeah! >> jimmy: our very own questlove. rs and applause ] we'll talk about that. >> questlove: okay. >> jimmy: it.t to talk about i don't want to give anything away, but i want to hear about what went down. >> questlove: okay. >> jimmy: also, we just love this guy. some of the best music out. f this record tastic if not one of the best of -- dave matthews is here tonight. [ cheersnd applause ] dave matthews, we're going to talk to him. plus dave and i have something fun planned that you don't want to miss.
it's a good one. [ cheers ] and then later, dave matthews band will perform a song from theinew album "come tomorrow." [ cheers and applause ] f ittastic, you don't want to miss it. wow. i don't know, you may have to buy the album to see what's in there. >> steve: ooh! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: look at that. >> steve: ah! [ audience oohs ] >> jimmy: see? told you. guys, it is time for "tonight showreashtags." he we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ hashtags hashtags ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: guys, we do this thing every week where i send out a hashtag and we ask you ys to respond to that topic. so since so many people are going on summer vacation, i sent out a hashtag called #summervacationfail. and i asked you guys to send us funny, weird, or embarrassing stories about a time that you went on vacation. within 20 minutes it was a a trending topic in the u.s. so thank you for playing along! [ cheers and applaus this first one's fro @s.neligh. rie says, "one july my family
took a trip to f and the a/c went out in the car. we got pulled over and the cop found a car full of people just sitting in their underwear." [ laughter and applause ] "sir, please don't step out of the car." this one's from @mklafavors.sa sh, "one summer my family went to disneyworld and my parents thought they lost my i sistthe crowd, they started freaking out and calling her name only to realize that see was sitting on my dad's shoulders." [ laughter and applause ]au ! laura! laura! laura, daddy's calling, laura!" "what?"ho "oh, heyyou doing?" [ laughter ] "laura!-u !" [ light laughter ] this one's from @bigjoeonthego. >> steve: yeah! >> jimmy: he says, "my dad had to come a day late to our vacation so we gave him the g wrom number as a joke. he showed up to the other room,
went in, ate some food and fl asleep." [ laughter and applause ] they called the cops on him! the people called the cops on him, there's a strange dude in their room. >> steve: hodawas vacation, >> jimmy: how would he know, man? yeah. this one's from @bobthefuzzbucket. >> steve: oh, that guy's a a fuzzbucket. >> jimmy: he says, "during an awful vacation, the manager of our resort sent up a bottle of nice wine as an apology for poor service. they sent it without a a corkrew and it took over an hour for them to bring one." [ laughter and applause ]d "wke to apologize for our apology. this one's from @ckel. he say "we took my niece to disneyworld to go on 'the little mermaid' ride since it was her favorite movie.of apparently parhe ride was broken and right as we passed ursula, her head fell off." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: "ahh! laura!"
>> jimmy: "laura! cover your eyes, laura! where are you? where's laura?" hi, laura, hi. laura-lie! this is from @taylorb18.ca she says, "on on in hawaii with my family and my keyfriend tried to fit in with the hawaiians so h thanking everyone by saying, 'honolulu.' [ laughter ] he meant to say, 'mahalo.'" [ laughter and applause ] honolulu so much. holulu to you, thank you. this one's from @thatssoregan. [ laughter ] not bad. ole says, "my sister packed her entire beanie babyction. her bag was strapped to the top of the car and came unzipped on the interstate. esanie babies were shooting out of the car at 70 mer hour pelting the cars behind us." [ laughter and applause ] "catch one, that's a rare one! laura!ds put your hack in the window!
laura! we're not going on vacation again! why are you driving the car? you're too little to drive, oura! >> steve: "you're y child." >> jimmy: "i was risking your life!" >> steve: "she has a a corkscrew!" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: last one is from @craiglefferts. he says, "on a road trip we pulled up to the canadian bo er crossing and the bord agent asked, 'do you have anything to declare?' d and said, 'yes, our love for you.' we were detained and questioned r two hours." [ laughter and applause ] that's what happened, it was funny! there you have it. those are our "tonight show hashtags." [ cheers and applause ] check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow.cohashtags. stick around. we'll be right back with more of "the tonight show," everybody. [ cheers and applae ] ♪ ti somemes a day at the ballpark is more than just a day at the ballpark. [park announcer] all military members stand and be recognized.
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this brand new music album. "dave matthews sings trap music." [ laughter and applause ] that's right, america's favorite ng /songwriter/master of the outdoor jam band brings you da 25 of thest, tastiest trap tunes ever recorded. songs like, "hard in da paint" by waka flockalame. "mvp nghtmre remix" by flosstradamus. and this trap classic migos, "stir fry." [ light laughter ] ♪ ♪ik money changin' colors l tie-dyeju i'm st tryna get it i ain't tryna die ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ she got a big ol' onion booty make the world cin the kitchen ♪ ♪ wrist twistin' a stir fry finest hoes finest hoes ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ we can go coast to coast dance with my dogs
in the nighttime ♪ ♪ in the kitchen wrist twistin' like a stir fry in the kitchen ♪ ♪ wrist twistin' ke a stir fry ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ t?>> jimmy: did you feel t that's the feel of my body tingling. [ light laughter ] that's right, 25 trap songs for you and the whole quad squad! ngs like, "propaganda" by dj snake. "trap ish v13" by uz. and who can forget the lil' pump classic, "gucci gang." [ laughter ] ♪ ♪ gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang ♪ ♪ gucci gang cci gang gucci gang spend three racks ♪ ♪ on a new chain my girl love do cocaine i love a girl but forgoter name ♪ ♪ i can't buy a girl no wedding ring i raer go and buy balmains brr gucci gang ♪ ♪ gucci gang
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our fit guest is the host of "the $100,000 pyramid", which 00 p.m. on s at abc. everyone, please welcome michael strahan! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: that's what i'm chlking about. l strahan! michael! >> hey, what's up, man? >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. >> thank you, brother. >> jimmy: you know, i yve havi back. and i didn't know if you were going to come back. >> why? >> jimmy: because e -- i don't know if you heard this. the philadelphia eagles won the super bowl [ cheers and applause ] ♪
>> i mean, that was last year. who cares? jimmy: oh, my god! [ laughter ] >> you know what, you know what? okay. >> jimmy: did you -- >> i was afraid to come back. >> jimmy: you were? >> yeah! >> jimmy: because you knew >> well, not only -- all of them. usually there's one or two in the hallway. >> jimmy: yeah. >> all of them were in the hallway this time. [ laughter ] just waiting for me. >> jimmy: just waiting for you. like, "hi, michael! yeah, what's up?" >> yeah, i tried to walk through and act like i didn't know them. they were like, "oh, you's like that now?" but we had a nice conversation. congratulations, fellas. after all those years of yo disappointmentdeserve it. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: how do the -- how do the giants look this year? they havi a new coach. t him. >> yeah. >> jimmy: pat shurmur. >> shurmur, he's good. i like him. he did a great job in minnesota. should've been a head coach probably a long time ago. so, i'm happwith him. i think he's going to be great. we got a revamped offensive line. we got saquon barkley out of penn state -- [ scattered uneers ] as ang back. so i'm very confident that we could be knocking on the throne.>> immy: oh?
he says no, yeah. [ laughter ] the one thing that i like about you is that you do smany different things, but you do it all well. >> thank you. >> jimmy: but one thing that i hat you did, now you went to harvard? >> yeah! yeah, i went to harvard, man. >> jimmy: wngrats -- >>t to harvard business school. thank you. thank you. >> jimmy: yeah, congratulations on that. now, what was that like and when did you go to harvard? >> it was awesome.we , like, three weeks ago. i went -- [ laughter ] agi went, like, three week and it was, like, a four or five day, like, business program., >> jimmy: ally? >> i got a certificate. [ light laughter ] and i got a lot of friends who r wentour years, got student loans. i have no student loans and i got -- [ laughter ] d i went to harvard! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: harvard! >> yeah! >> jimmy: harvard graduate! >> yeah! >> jimmy: i mean, that's what i'm talking about. how -- what was that -- what is it? i n't understand. you went to a -- >> it was a business of entertainment, media, and sports progr that ll cool j turned me on to. and dwayne "the rock" johnson on turned mo it. and it was really cool. you do all these case studies atout different businesses. and there were sometes there. but then there's some entertainment, but mostly st business people.
but it was great to see, because as an athlete you're kind of isolated in a lot of ways. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but to be there with a lot of people in business and feel like, "you know what, yeah. sscan be comfortable and i belong in the busiorld." and for me i've been out of it a while and i've done things in business befe. a lot of the other athletes there from lindsey vonn to chris bosh. the soer player kaká which, you know, i know -- what? kaká? >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] i mean, sorry, i have a brain of a 12-year-o t boy. >> i d. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. kaká makes me laugh, yeah. >> but to see these guys who are at a point in their career where they're trying tnsfind that tion. it was interesting. >> jimmy: but you do all this cool stuff. i mean, you have your own clothing line. you have so many things going down. o yo production company. >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: you have hat airs pyramid" this sunday. >> this sunday. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "$100,000 pyramid"! >> and this sunday you don't want to miss it. >> jimmy: i know, because >> questlove is playing, everybody. >> jimmy: now wait is it now -- [ cheers and applause ] i don't want to say how did he dobut how was he as a a contestant? >> well -- well, he was --
he was good. [ laughter ] >>immy: oh, my gosh. wa>> so, quest -- quest, h great. but what i love is it's like a a musical show. so he's playing against snoop dogg. so, you know, he and snoop are r going back and. quest, i didn't know, was such a big fan of the show that he was like, "michael, i come on the show. i watch every episode. i study it." and i'm like, "dude, you need to get a life." [ laughter ] like, you know. but he was excellent. d the show --d >> questlove: yeah. >> he studied the show. >> jimmy: you studied "the pyramid"? like the old -- the dir clark ones >> questlove: yeah, i've collected all the episodes. i studied them all.e >> but you wod in the show. >> questlove: it's been my dream. >> but i found out some interesting stuff.ck he collects illows, too. [ light laughter ] you know you go to the airport and you buy a neck pillow. he had over 300 neckws? >> questlove: yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what? is that for real? >> questlove: it used to be. [ laughter ] j my: oh, my gosh. that's so -- but i did not know that. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: but on ausic -- on a music game, i would never, ever play against questlove. he knows every single song ever in the whole wide >> he's very smart.
we had to tone him down. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. >> because he was using words that wre like, "quest, nobody's -- soliloquy, they're not going to get whatever that" -- [ laughter ] you know, you got to be like, you know, "it's like some bubbly soda.""i you knows like sparkling water." "yes, there you go." >> jimmy: yeah, there you go. got to be more like that. >> he was too smart for the game. >> jimmy: yeah. >> we had to tone him but you did great, man. and i'm glad you came on and played. >> questlove: thank you. thanks for having me. and he looked at me and said, "you made my dreams come true." >> jimmy: oh. >> and i really -- and it took me back. i'm such a big fanman. i was honored that you could come and join us. seriously. >> questlove: thank you, man. [ cheers and applause ]im >>: i can't wait to watch this sunday. by the way, he has --ta i justed following your playlist for -- questlove made a playlist for anthony bourdain. cause bourdain would come on the show all the time and he would say like -- he would say, "dud don't play any of this yacht rock crap when i come out." >> yeah. >> jimmy: "i want something edgy. w i want somethih some 'umph' to it. like, give me some, like, ramones. give me something." y d then quest would just like -- >> questlove: billy joel. >> jimmy: billy joel like -- [ laughter ] you know, they would jay. and you see bourdain would come out and be like, "you, oh my --
we're going to talk, man." [ lauger ] and then you got in some discussion about yacht rock or dentist office music. >> questlove: yeah, i love yacht rock and he doesn't. so i made him, in his honor, like, the ultimate 600 song yacht rock -- >> jimmy: 600 songs. >> questlove: playlist. i didn't even know there was st600 songs, but i couldn' doing it. >> jimmy: dude, it's unbelievable. it's on pandora but it's also on spotify. >> questlove: pandora and y, spoteah. >> jimmy: dude, it's -- >> i got to get it. >> jimmy: you have to -- dude, it's like jams that ik you're "i love that jam!" i know anthony bourdain would be so pissed off if he knew that you did that. it would be -- but it's like -- ♪ find one hundred ways yeah! you know what i'm sa like -- >> yeah. oh, like, come on. you on a yacht and you like -- ♪ love her today find one hundr ways ♪ >> jimmy: oh, it's such a good jam.: >> questloah, man. >> jimmy: who is that? who sings that? >> questlove: james ingram. >> jimmy: james ingram. >> james ingram, wow! >> jimmy: that's who it is, man. >> you know when i used to come out here, man, like -- i love how they play music for the guest when they come out. and i thought they were going to b came out here. time i and they started playing the gap band. i'm like, "come on, man."
[ laughter ] >> jimmy: you got to give a a little bit -- >> and then they did a a dave matthews song, right? >> questlove: we did -- >> you kno i was thinkin' we're boys though, man. >> jimmy: you are now. >> questlove: we did dave matthews, "the space between."ht [ la and applause ] [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: because he knows you're a fan -- >> i mean d >> jimmy: e matthews. >> they did do that "space between." and i got to say, dave matthews siap music, i'm buying it. i'm all in. [ laughter and applause ]y, ow i actually know what the lyrics are. [ laughter ] oh, i make money mov okay. >> jimmy: i wanted to cheers you because i know -- i heard at you are a fan of tequila. that's your drink. >> i love -- my favorite drink, man. >> jimmy: is tequila. >> yh. >> jimmy: do you have a special one that you love? >> i love all tequila. >> jimmy: you do. any tequila. >> any tequila. >> jimmy: i wanted to cheers -- 'l>> as long as it's cold, drink it. >> jimmy: and a little lime? >> yes, with a little lime. >> jimmy: i got you this jam with aittle lime in it. >> how much -- what you trying to do to me, i mean? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we're going to have a a yacht rockin' good time, buddy. [ laughter ] >> is this a shot or is this --
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a a music superstar. his band's latest album "come tomorrow" is their seventh consutive album to debut at number one. [ cheers and applause ] unbelievable. they are touring all summer long. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome dave matthews! [ cheers and applause ]
♪ >> jimmy: absolutely. all business. that's right. the man. look at -- me on, please. you are the best. thank you. thank you, thank you for coming our show. ank you for announcing both of your albums. that's strahan's -- >> that's straight j my: strahan's tequila, yeah. >> that's strong. what is he doing? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you have this album, which is number one right now. and then this album is number two and it's fantastic. [ laughter and applause ] thank you -- >> number two. >> jimmy: thank you, yeah, exactly. [ light laughter ] you got that. - what did y have you ever done any trap music before or rap? >> no. >> jimmy: no. >> no. >> jimmy: you've never -- you would -- do you ever go to karaoke? >> i don't -- no. i would, you kw, like -- so if i listen to -- if i listen to -- i have
friends, first of all. >> jimmy: yeah, of course. [ light laughter ] >> they would say, "what?" >> jimmy: yeah. >> "no, don't do that. that's a terrible idea." >> jimmy: really? but also if i didn't have friends, i hat i would be able to listen to some quality sic you know, or -- and know that that is not a a realm that i should try and move into. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: but you neve like -- maybe went to karaoke, had a a couple of hot sakes and -- >> i've never -- i've never done karaoke in my whole life. but i did one time -- i apologize. but i did -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i knew you were lying.ev >> no, i did. >> jimmy: really? >> never once have done karaoke. >> jimmy: why? >> that's what i do -- because that's what i do every -- >> jimmy: for a living. yeah, that's true. yeah. [ laughter ] >> no, ince -- you know that -- i'm going to drop his name, because he's a cutie. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ]>> hat ryan gosling guy? >> jimmy: oh, yeah. [ cheers and applause ]ye yeah, yeah. i get mistake -- i get mistaken for him all the time. >> i can see that easily. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's bizarre. i'm like, "all right, i'll just yeah, whatever, yeah." >> i went to a karaoke bar in new york with him and --
he just hopped up and sang. and it was like -- >> jimmy: it was great. >> it was awesome. >> jimmy: he's perfect, right? >> and i just hate it. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly., then you're liude, i'm out of here." >> i don't have any time for that. >> jimmy: "this is not fun." yeah. >> i'm like, that's not fun to wa>>h that happen. immy: yeah, because then what now am i supposed to go up and try talk to you now? >> no, i'm going to get, you know, people --th the four peopl -- >> jimmy: were there. >> can see past him and see me. >> jimmy: yeah. >> are like, "are you going to sing now?" >> jimmy: no. >> not a chance. >> jimmy: no. [ laughter ] but do people ever, like, ask you to come, like, sing for them at their weddings? >> people ask me to sing for them all the tim you know, at their weddings and stuff. >> jimmy: that's what i'm saying, do they -- >> and then i just don't respond. [ ughter ] or i just pretend like it's a a joke. wouldn't that -- isn't that the right thing to do? , please, i know this is a a crazy question. >> jimmy: but -- >> but we would love -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: if -- >> if u could -- just if you're free. i mean it's crazy. it would be super fun. we would have much fun. >> jimmy: and you're like, "totally!" yeah. >> and you could sing at it.ju and i coul go, ha-ha-ha! [ laughter ] yes! no. no, that's a great --
that's funny though. >> jimmy: yeah, no. >> you're a funny person. >> jimmy, yeah, no. ye. yeah, no. [ laughter ] >> so be warned if you were - planni >> jimmy: yeah. >> outside to say -- >> jimmy: yeah, it's like, dude, i don't even -- >> just, if you're free on -- >> jimmy: just come. it's'l fun thing. be fun. >> november. and i'm like that's -- and it would be, ugh. i'm so demanding, too. >> jimmy: yeah, no. wh>> i would have to have e thing and a whole area. >> jimmy: man, just come on. just do a couple of the hits anit's cool, man. >> it's only just one song. just when we're going down the aisle. [ humming ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "ju just did gle bells." >> yeah. i know. >> jimmy: you just said you were doing "jingle bells." >> yes, i know, i know. >> jimmy: by the way -- >> that's exactly how i would do karaoke. >> jimmy: i would -- you go -- [ humming "jingle bells" ] >> oh. that's the hardest working band in -- >> jimmy: oh, they are good. >> you are awesome. [ cheers and applause ] we love you. all of us -- all of us in the band, we just -- we love the roots. and we're so grateful to share the stage with you guys whenever we can. >> jimmy: they are the greatest. we love them. >> unbelievable. [ cheers and applause ]no
>> jimmy "samurai cop" is the first -- is the first track, the first so "samaurai cop." so call your local djs and request "samurai cop." this is about -- not a song samurais. [ light laughter ] >> so when we record, sometimes -- becae of an engineer named doug mckean, who is one of the finest engineers in the world, i get in the habit of leaving e tv on. maybe a movie, maybe something else. i get a block and then i turn mothe volume up and watch e or something. but one of the movies -- we watch a lot of great movies.g there's a lot d movies out there. >> jimmy: sure, of course. >> i always look this way. i should look at you. >> jimmy: no - [ light laughter ] it's weird. >> yeah, exactly, sorry. . jimmy: now it feels wei yeah, just look the other way, i know. >> so sorry. [ laughter ] h a --e wa sometimes a serious movie, you know. and make me want to write something -- but then the one time he put on this movie called "samurai cop", which is just -- i don't want to hu anybody's feelings, but it is not a great movie. [ laughter ]
>> jimmy: if it was, we all would have heard of "samurai cop." >> yeah, exactly. you'd think, "samurai cop", have i heard of that? no, you haven't. >> jimmy: "godfather", "samurai gop." yeah, i'"godfather." yeah. [ laughter ] >> but it sounds like it is going to be -- i don't know, for some reason it sounds like -- >> jimmy: samurai cop." ething's gonna be -- but, no. anyway, it's surprisingly bad. >> jimmy: he's a police officer and a samurai? >> but he's not really a a samurai. and he's not -- i mean, sort of a police officer. but he's not -- it's kind of like a porn mie without much of the porn. [ laughter you know, it is like a lot of story and something pornog --rn raphic has to happen now. >> jimmy: oh. >> this is not a real movie, unless it'a porn movie. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is it. [ cheers and applause ai "samop." that's the film right there. it's on blu-ray.ys >> anythe song doesn't have anything to do with the movie. >> jimmy: it haswiothing to do the movie either? >> no. >> jimmy: it's just a title? >> because it was playing when -- >> jimmy: when you making it. >> when we were making up the song. 'cause the next thing, i think we'll call it "samurai cop" becaus song yet.finished the "call it samurai" -- and it stuck. >> jimmy: it says hilarity
ensues, but not how you might expect in this -- [ laughter ] what does that mean? >> i don't think they meant it to be funny. >> jimmy: oh, okay, i got you. >> i think they wrote that afterwards. >> jimmy: and it's remastered so bad it's good epic cult classic.an ays. >> so bad, it's good. >> jimmy: so bad, it's good. >> that's pretty good -- description. >> jmy: but no, i listened t the song and i think it's beautiful. amthink it's romantic. >> with a powerful >> jimmy: with a powerful name. >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you have a a favorite jam on this -- [ light laughter ] h do ye a favorite jam on this one? look at this. real vinyl. >> i know, right, real vinyl. i don't kn i really am in love with all these songs. we had a really good time maki this record. >> jimmy: it's a great record, dude! you always do it, but i'm telling you it is fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] >> this is really -- >> jimmy: "come tomorrow" is the name of the record. >> i will just say one thing.re on third everybody sounds good. [ cheers ] is -- the beats on this record -- i don't want to say too much. but you like that short one -- [ imitating drumming ] >> jimmy: i actually do. "bkdkdkdd." >> pronounced --
[ imitating drumming [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that one right there. [ laughter ]it about -- it's about -- it's about 30 seconds long. i'm obsessed with it. it's an instrumental. but it's -- you go like -- what's it, like --mi [ imitating dr ] [ laughter ] dude, you know what we should do one time is, i know. if you ever get the time, i would just love it. [ laughter ] if you just -- i'm just going to renew my vows. [ laughter ] i'm just going to renew my vows. and renew my love for my wife. and we're big fans. but no, what if you came and gave the roots the night off d you were just a solo, one-man house band? [ cheers and applause ] >> one person only. >> instruments.rson, no one person house band who has to do everything just with your mouth. you have to st -- [ scatting ] we'll be right back with more of "the tonight show" everybody. ♪ >> and i would have to -- see, you already made mehaound betteri could ever dream of. >> jimmy: i can't help myself.
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let's not forget these early days remeer we begin ♪ ♪ the same we lose our way oh fear and pain let joy begin ♪ ♪ oh joy begin ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! oh! oh, my goodness. g oh, dness. oh, my goodness! that is how you do it. [ cheers and applause ] ive matthews band. "come tomorrow" out now. "samurai cop." we'll be right back, everybody. oh, man! oh! [ cheers and applause ]